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Cristiano Ronaldo, victim of his big bulge

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Mygaytrip.com29.9.2014

Despite his disappointing performances during last soccer World Cup, where his team was eliminated in the group stage, Portuguese player and soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo is still the world champion of advertisement. Indeed the sexy hunk never misses an opportunity to pose for his favorite brands. Very recently, Cristiano Ronaldo decided to pose (almost) naked for his own underwear line, CR7, with a poster campaign to be displayed in the streets of New York, London, Milan, Lisbon and Paris. But this is where the buzz arises.

Indeed, Italian newspaper Il Messaggero reports that the photos for the campaign have been edited via Photoshop. Well, nothing out of the ordinary. But this is a special editing that was done. Cristiano is not too fat, he has no zits, he has no imperfections, his package is simply too big!

The advertising agency handling the campaign decided that customers would not be able to recognize himself in those "too invasive proportions." A very convenient buzz for the new CR7 collection. It surely also pleases the beautiful Cristiano to know that the entire planet now knows about his secret asset.

Some may argue the soccer star leaked these information to inflate his alpha male ego after the disaster for Portugal in Brazil. However mygaytrip would like to take position and show solidarity. We want to protest against this forced penile reduction suffered by Cristiano Ronaldo. And we want to pay tribute to the fabulous bulge of Cristiano Ronaldo with this retrospective of his recent package appearances.